So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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