What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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