- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

it was all Tagart

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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