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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

whats black and strange a paki

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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