How old are you? 7

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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how much fish could a chicken

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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