- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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