How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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