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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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