Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Diarrhea

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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