what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

An anti-joke

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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