- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Click here to end the world.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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