Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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