What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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school homewrok

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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