- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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