- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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