- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eric is gay Ha

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Women outside of the kitchen.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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