A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

yolo your orange looks orange

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A cat playing laser tag.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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