Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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