- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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