- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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