I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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