Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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