What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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human centipede

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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