- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's 1+1? 69.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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