Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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