- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Dwarf Shortage

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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