"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Anti Joke

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