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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock Knock Who's there

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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