- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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