why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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