An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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this website is a bad joke

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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My spelling is horrible

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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