- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

VITAMIN C!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Gay rights.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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