- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A bar walks into a man

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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