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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Knock knock knock OCD

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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