What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I'm homeless.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

God is real.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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