- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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