A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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a black man pays his child support

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Anti Joke

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