What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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