a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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