what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

My spelling is horrible

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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