A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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