What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Anti Joke

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