- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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