Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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