What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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