- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Men's rights

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Lil Wayne

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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