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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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