- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

WOw you have no life

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Where's my baby??

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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