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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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