- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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