- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A dancer walks into a barre

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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