- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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