- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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