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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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