How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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