- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

aodhan hearty

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

12 in general

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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