- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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