- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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