- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Knock Knock. Not home.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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