- Anti Joke

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.