Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

why dont they make black forks

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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