- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's white and gluey Glue

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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