Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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