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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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