Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Gus's mom

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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