whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Communism hehe xd

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Women outside of the kitchen.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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