- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why did the girl cry because she was raped

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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