- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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