- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Tony Romo

Cripples are lame.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

a man makes a bad joke

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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