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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

you gay?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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