what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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