- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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