- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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