Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Take part of what?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Anyone can post anything.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

knock knock come in !

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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