- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

so today i took a poop. hehe

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Take wrong turns

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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