- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

someone called someone else a frog

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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