- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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