A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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knock,knock you suck

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Anti Joke

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