- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

My cat just died.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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