- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets should be purple

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Gus's mom

i have two hands.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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