- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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