- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

what is 3+3= 8

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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