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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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