"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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knock knock come in

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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