- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."