Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

the WNBA.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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