- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

race-car = rac-ecar

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Yellow People !!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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