What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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