Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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