- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

why did the girl cry because she was raped

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