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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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