Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Read a Book.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What is my name? I dont know

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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hi jonny

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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