- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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