What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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