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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

like if your cool

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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