your skull would make a nice pen holder

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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