- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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