- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

You know what's funny? Rape

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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