- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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