steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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