- Anti Joke

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

YOU

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken