Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

This is an anti-joke.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

The Labour Party.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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