knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A car walks into a bar.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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