- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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