What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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