Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A sober Irish individual.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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