- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny? Your face.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Robin, Get in the Car

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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