- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

what is big and white? Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

an ethopian thanksgiving

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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