Whats funny? Your face.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Robin, Get in the Car

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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