Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Obama

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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