What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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