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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

bangers and mash?

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Your big dick.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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