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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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