- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What fires shots? A gun

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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