- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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