How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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