Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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