- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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