- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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