- Anti Joke

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

what's funny about war? nothing!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

what's funny about war? nothing!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

what's funny about war? nothing!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.