- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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