- Anti Joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word