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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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