- Anti Joke

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Women.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

if you don't like this you're gay

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.