- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Death by kayak

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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