What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

hey hey apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Fat? Jesse Z

There once was this guy and he fell down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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