- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Granny porn!

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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