- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Apple hates Blackberry.

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