- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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