Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

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