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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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