- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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