- Anti Joke

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck