A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Men's rights

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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