When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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