- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

13 =B you just learned something

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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