- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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