yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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