- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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