- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Your big dick.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

justin beiber sucks

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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