- Anti Joke

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

No it doesnt..

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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