- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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