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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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