- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

YOU

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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