Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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who else is on here?

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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