- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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