- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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