- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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