Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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