How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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sky silverstein

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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