- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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