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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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