What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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