- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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