- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Your girlfriend.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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