- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

XD Jackass.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

salad days!

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