Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Antijokes...

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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