Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Gus's mom

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

knock knock who's there ?

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Anti Joke

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