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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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