WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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A seal walks into a club.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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