Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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A storm be brewin!

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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The Labour Party.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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