Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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