- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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