- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

you see theres this guy.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Nobody cares maddie!

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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