Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A gay man watches football.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

this website is a bad joke

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops