- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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