I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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like if your cool

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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