- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

bangers and mash?

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??