XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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XD Jackass.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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A lot eh?

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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