- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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