why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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