- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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