- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why are they the "living" daylights?

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