- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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