- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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