Can anyone Lenin money?

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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A women left the kitchen.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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