Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Where's my baby??

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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An Asian with a big dick.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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