- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Women's Rights..

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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