Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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