- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A sober Irish individual.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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