- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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