What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

if you don't like this you're gay

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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