- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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