- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into a bar...

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

scraggle is in you pillow case

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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