- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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