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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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