- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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