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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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