- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Communism hehe xd

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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