What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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