- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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