why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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