Is Yered a dumbass? YA

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

batman farted so hes retarded

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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