- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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