- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

One, two, three, four and five

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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