- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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