What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Women.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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