- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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