Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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