- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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