- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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