It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A guy walks into a bar

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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