Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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