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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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