- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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