Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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