Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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