Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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