A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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