- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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