- Anti Joke

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

YOU

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

I'm homeless.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.