- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A women left the kitchen.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??