- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Do the roar!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

roses are red poo is poo

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