João Duarte reads this.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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