A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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