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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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