"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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