Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Tony Romo

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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