- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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