Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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