- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

You know whats annoying? Steve

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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