A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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