- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How does a black guy die? Unknown

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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