- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

pobody's nerfect

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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