- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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