- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Your Mom The End.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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