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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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