what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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nothing

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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