- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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