- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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