A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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