- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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