Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Anti Joke

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