- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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