A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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