- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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