- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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