- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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