your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Anti Joke

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