- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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