Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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