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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Your're racist.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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