- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Face Hunter is scum

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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