- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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