- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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