- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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