- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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