- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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