- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What is green and slow Grass.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

I walk into a bar...

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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