- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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