- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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