- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

star wars kid

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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