- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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