Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

This is an anti-joke.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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