- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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