- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??