What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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