Q- Why? A- Why not?

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A black man walks out of a police station

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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