- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont they make black forks

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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