Potassium? K.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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WILLYS

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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