- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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