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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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