What do you call a bear. Rob.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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