- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

My cat just died.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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