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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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