Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Anyone can post anything.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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