knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Anti Joke

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