Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Anti Joke

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