Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Drew Knowles is gay

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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