- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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