- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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