Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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