Antijokes...

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

so...um, yeah

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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