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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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