What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Knock Knock.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Gay rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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