What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A guy walks into a bar

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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