- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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