- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

3021 North Broadway Avenue

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Where's my baby??

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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