jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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