- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Everybody will die

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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