- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

kieran is a homosexual

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

I'm rick james bitch

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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