Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A van drives into a car.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Jack Stevens

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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