What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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