- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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