What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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