yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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whats green and lives in the water

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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