What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

every cloud has a silver lining

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

an emo girl walked into a white room

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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