Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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