- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what do you call a black guy african american

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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