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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

human centipede

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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