- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

an emo girl walked into a white room

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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