- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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