- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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