- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

knock knock come in

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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