roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Anti Joke

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