Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A lot eh?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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