- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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