- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Your Mom

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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