roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Anti Joke

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