What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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