- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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