- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. Doors open

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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