- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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