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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock Knock Who's there

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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