Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Anti Joke

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