- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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