- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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