- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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