What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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dallen loves penis

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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