What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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good looking women

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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