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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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