What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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