- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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