Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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