- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Please ignore this statement.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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