Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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