Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

a black man walks out of popeyes

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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