- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

My spelling is horrible

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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