What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Death by kayak

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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