man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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