- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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