How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

women's rights.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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