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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A young baby died.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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