Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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guess what what ...

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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women's rights.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Anti Joke

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