What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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