Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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