- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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