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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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