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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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