- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Maths.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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