Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Jovan

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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