Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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