Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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