- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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