- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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