What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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