Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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