- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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