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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

pobody's nerfect

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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