What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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