Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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