- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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