None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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