- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

batman farted so hes retarded

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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