Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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