- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Your mom is so old she died

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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