- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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