How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Sixty... eight

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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A house comes around the corner.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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