The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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