- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do I hate? people

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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