- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Nobody cares maddie!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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