- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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