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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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