Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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