Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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