Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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