- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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