- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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