- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How old are you? 7

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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