- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

hers a joke... japanese people

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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