- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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