- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you win a game try your best

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Take part of what?

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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