- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

woman's rights

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Cripples are lame.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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