Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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