- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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