- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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