How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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