- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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