- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

This is an anti-joke.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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