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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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