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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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