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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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