- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

someone called someone else a frog

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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