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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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