- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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