- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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