- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

quantum physics?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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