- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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