- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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