- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

No soup for you!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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