What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

My cat just died.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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