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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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