- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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