Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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