- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Julian Ha.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why dont they make black forks

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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