How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Republicans

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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