- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Knock Knock. Doors open

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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