What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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