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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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