What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

America

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Take part of what?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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