- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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