- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Tony Romo

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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