Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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