- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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