a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

women's rights.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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