Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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