- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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