A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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