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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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