Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Once upon a time a was born

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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