what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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