- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

why did you poop because you are a poop

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