Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

what are you mike bibby?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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