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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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