- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

The Labour Party.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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