What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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