Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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