whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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womens rights

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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