- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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