What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Your're racist.

you see theres this guy.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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