- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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