- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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