- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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