- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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