- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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