- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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