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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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