- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

knock knock come in

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

SHUT UP JP

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

12 in general

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

aodhan hearty

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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