Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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