- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Chlamydia

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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