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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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