- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A sober Irish individual.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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