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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

homosexual rights to marriage

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

like if your cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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