- Anti Joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome