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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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