Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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This is a joke.

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