- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Women's professional sports

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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