- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

My children are mistakes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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