I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock knock... Home invasion

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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