Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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