A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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