- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Knock knock Go away

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

like if your cool

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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