Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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a man makes a bad joke

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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