Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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