Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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