Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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