Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Fat people

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Dumb

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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