- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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