what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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