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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Your big dick.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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