Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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