- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A: Knock Knock B: 7

will you like this joke my sources say no

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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