- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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