- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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