What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Anti Joke

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