- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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