What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

TOP KEK

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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