- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's better than a stick? A stone

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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