Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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