- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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