i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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