What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

why did the blue berry cross the road

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

womens rights.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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