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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Andoni was here

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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