- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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