- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

if you don't like this you're gay

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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