- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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