- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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