- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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