- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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