- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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