How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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