- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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