- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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