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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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