Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

I'm Polish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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