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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.