- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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