a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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