- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Eric is gay Ha

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Rylan Clark

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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