- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

I <3 Hitler

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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