What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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