Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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bite me

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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