Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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here's a joke... the american education society

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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