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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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