- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

God is real.

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