- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

noah is a scrub jungle

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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