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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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