Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

I'm hungry.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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