How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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stinky boner

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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