- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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