Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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girls basketball

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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