Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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