- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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