- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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