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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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