What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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