- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

I have read the terms and conditions

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

The Big Band Theory

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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