- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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