- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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