Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Rylan Clark

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Communism hehe xd

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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