- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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