- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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