Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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A lot eh?

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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