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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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