- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Where's the soap?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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