- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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