What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

The Ohio State Buckeyes

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

The diamond one below is hilarious.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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