What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Lololol

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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