- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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