You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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