- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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