What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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