Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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