Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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