why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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