Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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