- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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