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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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