- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

race-car = rac-ecar

knock knock i have diarrhea

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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