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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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