Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

13 =B you just learned something

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

i wonder who made this website? a human

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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