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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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