- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Im taking a shit right now.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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