why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Your're racist.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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