What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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