- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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