How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Granny porn!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Knock knock Come in

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Beka has AIDS

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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