- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Your mom.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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