- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

So a baby seal walks into a club.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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