i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Racial Equality

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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