Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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