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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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