- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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