- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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