If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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