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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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