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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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