Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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