- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Knock knock... Home invasion

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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