How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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I love pissing people off :P

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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