Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Massie is a fatass

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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