- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Take part of what?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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