- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Chlamydia

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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