What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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