- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Antijokes...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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