- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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