I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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