- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

HELLO EVERYONE

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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