Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

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