Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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