- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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