- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

9/11 my birthday

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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