- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

im not black, im Joseph Kony

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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