- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

you will like this because i am black.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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