- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Massie is a fatass

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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