Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A russian gives away vodka.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Guest what in the butt

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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