- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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