What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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