What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

You should read the Terms of Service.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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