- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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