- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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