- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Eric is gay Ha

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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