Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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