- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Donald Trump.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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