L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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