- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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