Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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