whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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