Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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