Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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