- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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