What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Gus's mom

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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