What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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