My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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You are joking right?

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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