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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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