Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

justin beiber sucks

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

womens rights.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Anti Joke

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