What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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