- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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