- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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