Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Daniel is a fag

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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12 in general

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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