What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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matt is fat

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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