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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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