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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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