- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Tunechi

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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