Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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