- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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