- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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