Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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