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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Womans baksetball...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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