What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Knock Knock Who's there

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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