- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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