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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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