- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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