Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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a black man pays his child support

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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