- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Racial equality.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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