- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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