- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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