Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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