- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Take part of what?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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