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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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