Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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