Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Anti Joke

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