There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock knock Go away

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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