What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Weaner

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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