- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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