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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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