Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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