Cheese

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

whats white jizz

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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