When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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