Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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