- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.