- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

So FDR walks into a bar.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

race-car = rac-ecar

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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