- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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