- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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