- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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