a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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