A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Tucker Rivera

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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