- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

kennah campion when she talks

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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