- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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