Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Neither did she.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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