A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Turkey Balls

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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