How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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