- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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