- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Your mom.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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