What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Take wrong turns

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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