- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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