- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Democracy.

What do we call Osama? Osama

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

learn. advance!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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