- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's just not right? Left

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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