- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Women's Rights..

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

I'm going to Re-write History... History

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

I? Everett

What do u call a cripple Biv

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