- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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