Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

No it doesnt..

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Black people in Camden NJ.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

I'm Coming

i'm hard

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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