What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Anti Joke

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