So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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