mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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girls basketball

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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#Getweird

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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