- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

A gay man watches football.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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