- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Your girlfriend.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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