why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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I'm Polish.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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A gay man watches football.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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