- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

woman's rights

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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