Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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