What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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