- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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