Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Donald Trump.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Pain Olympics.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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