Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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