Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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