- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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