what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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