- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

like most people my age. im 27

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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