- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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