- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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