Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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