- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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