whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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