Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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