Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Stop. Seriously stop.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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