person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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