Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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