wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

irish man drinking john smiths

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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