Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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