Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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