An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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