- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

hey hey apple

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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