- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Tony Romo

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Tunechi

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Apple hates Blackberry.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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