What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

class is canceled. My professor died.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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