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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

taking out the trash... at night

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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