Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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