- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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