Your sex life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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