- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So FDR walks into a bar.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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