- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Get up Look in the mirror

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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