Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Anti Joke

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