- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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