- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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