A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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