what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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A sober Irish individual.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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