I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A bar walks into a man

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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