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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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