- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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