- Anti Joke

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.