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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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