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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How many light bulbs? 1

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

SHUT UP JP

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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