- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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