- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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