-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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