What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

there once was a chicken it was yellow

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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