Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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