Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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