I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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