if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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