- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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