- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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