- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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