- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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