- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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