- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Take part of what?

What page are you on The gay page.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Sarah Palin.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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