- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

roses are red violets should be purple

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