- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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