- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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