- Anti Joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black