- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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