- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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