- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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