- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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