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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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