What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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