Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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