- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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