- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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