Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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