- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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