I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Anti Joke

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