Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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