- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

antonis sister is mighty fine

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Please ignore this statement.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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