Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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