why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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