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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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