- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

America

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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