why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Chuck Norris.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

it was all Tagart

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Massie is a fatass

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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