- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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