- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Gay rights.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

pull my finger (farts)

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