what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Anti Joke

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