Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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