Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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roses are red poo is poo

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Lololol

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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