- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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