- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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