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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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