Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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