- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

bangers and mash?

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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