- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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