Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Women's Rights

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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