- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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