- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

How about that airline food?

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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