Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Penis-biter

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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