- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Maths.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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