What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

thumb_up thumb_down

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

thumb_up thumb_down

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

thumb_up thumb_down

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

thumb_up thumb_down

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

thumb_up thumb_down

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

thumb_up thumb_down

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

thumb_up thumb_down

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

thumb_up thumb_down

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

thumb_up thumb_down

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

thumb_up thumb_down

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

thumb_up thumb_down

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops