- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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