Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Anti Joke

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