- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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