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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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