What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Maths.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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