What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Anti Joke

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