- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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