- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

a. why? b. because I wanted

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