- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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