How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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I'm homeless.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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