- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Gus's mom

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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