Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

antonio has a penis head.lol

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

13 =B you just learned something

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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