Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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