What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +6

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

thumb_up thumb_down +6

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops