- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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