- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Your big dick.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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