Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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