- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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