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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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