thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Dwight Howard

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Cheese

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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