- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Massie is a fatass

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A gay man watches football.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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