Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

swag

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A terrorist robs a walrus.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Get up Look in the mirror

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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