- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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