- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

This is a joke.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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