- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock knock Come in

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Granny porn!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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