- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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