why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

No

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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