- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

I'm homeless.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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