- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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