- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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