- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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