- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

knock knock come in !

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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