A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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