- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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