- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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