- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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