- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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