- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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