- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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