- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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