- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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