- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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