A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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