- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Ben Corbishley

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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