- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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