- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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