Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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