What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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