- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

my gramma died

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