- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Women's Rights

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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