- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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