- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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