- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Hi.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Chris Bosh's neck

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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