- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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