- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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