- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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