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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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