what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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