- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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