- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

This is an anti-joke.

A man goes to the potty.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

You are joking right?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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