- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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