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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

One, two, three, four and five

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

antonio has a penis head.lol

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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