- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How many light bulbs? 1

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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