- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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