- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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