- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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