How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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1+2 = 6

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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