Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

I think everybody should have a penis.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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