what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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school homewrok

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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OIO

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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