- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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