What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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womens rights

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