- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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