- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red, yup.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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