- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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