Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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