- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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