whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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