What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

are you saying pam, or pan?

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Black people stink of shite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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