what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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