I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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