How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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