a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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