Guest what in the butt

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

This is an anti-joke.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Anyone can post anything.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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