what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

i have two hands.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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