Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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here's a joke... the american education society

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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