- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

America

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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