Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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