What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

You are joking right?

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A russian gives away vodka.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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