Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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