- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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