- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How about that airline food?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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