- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Men's rights

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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