- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

All of these jokes are about white people

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's long and black The unemployment line

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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