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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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