- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

hi

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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