- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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