- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

I love you

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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