- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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