- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Yellow People !!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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