why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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