Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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