- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

your mom was so fat that she died.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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