- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats green and lives in the water

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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