- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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