- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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