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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A fat guy!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A fat guy!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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