A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

school homewrok

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Tall asians

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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