- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Massie is a fatass

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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