Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

i dont fisish anythi

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Poop

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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