- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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