Men's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Lil Wayne

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Robin, get in the car, please.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

miha kako si?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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