I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

HELLO EVERYONE

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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