- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Women deserve equal rights.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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