- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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