Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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