- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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