- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's white and gluey Glue

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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