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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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