Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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