A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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roses are red poo is poo

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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