What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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hi jonny

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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