- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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