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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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