Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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roses are red violets should be purple

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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