- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

69...you know how awkward this is now...

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

woman's rights

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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