Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why are they the "living" daylights?

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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