When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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