- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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