- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A penis walks into a bar..

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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