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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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