Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

civil rights

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

batman farted so hes retarded

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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