- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How high is the sky? True or False

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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