What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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