What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anyone can post anything.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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