- Anti Joke

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

here's a joke... the american education society

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.