Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

My spelling is horrible

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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