Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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