Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

I put my baby in a microwave.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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