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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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