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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

13 =B you just learned something

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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