What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Knock Knock Who's there

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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