- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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