What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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dat shoe shine tho

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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