A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Lololol

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Your're racist.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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