What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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How many light bulbs? 1

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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