Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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