- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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