- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

why did you poop because you are a poop

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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