- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

hers a joke... japanese people

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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