- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Gay rights.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

VITAMIN C!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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