- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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