knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A miserable man committed suicide.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...