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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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