- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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