I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Cheese

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is the name of the car? What

Dwight Howard

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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