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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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12 in general

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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