- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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