A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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A man walks into a bar

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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I agree

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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