A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Justin beiber comment if u get it

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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