Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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