Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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