- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??