- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

why did you poop because you are a poop

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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