Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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