- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

I put my baby in a microwave.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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