whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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roses are red poo is poo

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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