a black man pays his child support

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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