Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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