- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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