What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Shltskc gw? G

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops