How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's funnier than 24? 25

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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