- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

The global news

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Chlamydia

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

men's rights activists

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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