What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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