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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

You idiot.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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