- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Black people in Camden NJ.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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