- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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