A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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