- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A muslim walks into a gun shop

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Your're racist.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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