- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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