- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Can anyone Lenin money?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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