Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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