What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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