- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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