- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Granny porn!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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