A young baby died.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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alert("Hello");

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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the WNBA.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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