you will like this because i am black.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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