Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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