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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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