- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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