- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

I think everybody should have a penis.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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