Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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9/11 my birthday

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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