What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Cheese

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

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