- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A dog was barking at a tree

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What is green and slow Grass.

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