Dwarf Shortage

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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