- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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