- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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