- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Barack Obama

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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