- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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