- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

hey hey apple

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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