Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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