- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why dont they make black forks

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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