If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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