- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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