69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Jimmy Saville

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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