- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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