Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's one plus one? two.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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womens rights

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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