- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.