What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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