Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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