- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A shark ate your mom

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

What does? 42

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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