Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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