- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*