what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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