How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How you know when dislextic

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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