- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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