N-E Pats never cheated

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

eoin burgin is fat

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Anti Joke

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