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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why....... Because.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What lives underground? Grandpa

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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