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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Turtles

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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black people. that is all...

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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