I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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knock knock go away

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