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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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