What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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your momma's an antijoke

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hi my name is? joe

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Nicholas Cage

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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