Turtles

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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black people. that is all...

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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