Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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