how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

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