- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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