Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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cool

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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