- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Male leadership.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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