- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

knock,knock you suck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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