- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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