Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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