Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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I'm Coming

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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9/11 my birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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