I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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