Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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