- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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