- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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