What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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