why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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dallen loves penis

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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