- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

You had better thumbs up this post.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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