- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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