- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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