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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Obama = ebola

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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