- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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