Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Gus's mom

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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