- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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