What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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