- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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