What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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