- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why did the blue berry cross the road

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Once upon a time a was born

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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