Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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