Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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