What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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