A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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13 =B you just learned something

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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