- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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