- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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