- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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