There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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You are joking right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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