- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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