What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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