- Anti Joke

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.