Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Lil Wayne

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Men's rights

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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I'm homeless.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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