- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A baby seal walks into a club.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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