- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

like if your cool

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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