What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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