Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

knock knock come in

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Ben Corbishley

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

SHUT UP JP

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

aodhan hearty

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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