- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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