What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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