- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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