- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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