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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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