- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

White men's rights

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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