- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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