- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Cripples are lame.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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