- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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