- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What is older than history?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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