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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.