- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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