- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Gus's mom

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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