- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Albino African Americans

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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