- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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