- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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