- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A chicken walked into the bar...

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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