whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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