- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

whats black and strange a paki

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Potassium? K.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A Chinese man fails a math test

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