-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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