- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

13 =B you just learned something

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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