- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Dwight Howard

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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