- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

I put my baby in a microwave.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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