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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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