A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Dwarf Shortage

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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