- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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