- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock Come in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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