- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Take part of what?

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A man died.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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