- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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