- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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