A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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