- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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