- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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