- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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