- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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