- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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