- Anti Joke

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting