- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What is green and slow Grass.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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