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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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