My children are mistakes

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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