- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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