- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why did you poop because you are a poop

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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