- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

womens rights

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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