How you know when dislextic

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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The Labour Party.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Guest what in the butt

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This is an anti-joke.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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