- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Racial Equality

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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