How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Anti Joke

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