- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

my penis

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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