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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

My cat just died.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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