*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

4 hours later.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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