Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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