- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Obama = ebola

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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