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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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