What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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run farther?

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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