What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Indians

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Anti Joke

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