Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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