- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

I named my son ps2 controller

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

a man makes a bad joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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