Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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