What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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