John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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