What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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