What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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