- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

You know whats annoying? Steve

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Whats funny? Your face.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??