- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

yolo your orange looks orange

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??