See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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womens rights

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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