- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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