What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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