An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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