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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

I walk into a bar...

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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