Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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