- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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