Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Indians

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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