- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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