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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.