What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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