Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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