- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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