- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

You idiot.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

My spelling is horrible

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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