What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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