- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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