- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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