- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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