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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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