A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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