Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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