- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

João Duarte reads this.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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