- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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A fat guy!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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