- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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