- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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