What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Anti Joke

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