How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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