- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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