- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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