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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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