Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

13 =B you just learned something

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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