what looks like a banana? a penis

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

homosexual rights to marriage

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What is my name? I dont know

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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