What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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