Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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I work at jcpenny

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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