So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Penis-biter

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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