- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

i dont fisish anythi

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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