- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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