- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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