If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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my penis

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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i dont fisish anythi

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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