- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

HEY!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A man goes to the potty.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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