- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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