- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Long joke Your such a downey

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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