Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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