- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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