- Anti Joke

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.