Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Obama = ebola

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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