How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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