- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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