a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Robin, Get in the Car

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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