What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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