- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

God is real.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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