Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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whats black and large -me

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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