What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Women's Rights

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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