- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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