- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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