Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

womens rights.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

your brother so fine that hes skinney

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Your mom is so old she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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