What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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