- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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