- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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