- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

womens rights

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

i'm hard

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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