What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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