Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A gay man watches football.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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