What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A man goes to the potty.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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