The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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bangers and mash?

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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