- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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