- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Yellow People !!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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