Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Good job, son.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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