- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

someone called someone else a frog

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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