- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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