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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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