- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

I walk into a bar...

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Get up Look in the mirror

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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