What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A guy walks into a bar

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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