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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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