your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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