Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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