Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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