Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Ol-ive

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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