what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

you see theres this guy.

Your're racist.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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