- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Your mom.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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