why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

I think everybody should have a penis.

what came first the chicken or the chips

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