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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

One time i was sitting down

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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