- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Cripples are lame.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

The chickens have become self-aware!

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