- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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