what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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