Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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