- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Anti Jokes = Drained

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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