There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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