- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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