- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Knock Knock Who did that?

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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