- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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