Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

batman farted so hes retarded

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

civil rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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