Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your're racist.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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