- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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