- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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