- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

This is a joke.

Andoni was here

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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