- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

like most people my age. im 27

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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