Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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