A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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