Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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knock knock come in !

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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