Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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