Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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