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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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