Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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