- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

The cream, it is coming

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Albino African Americans

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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