- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's blue? The sky.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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