- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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