- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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