- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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