roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Anti Joke

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