Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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