Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Burp

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Click here to end the world.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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