- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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