- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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