- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

that wall over there ->

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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