- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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