- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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