- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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