- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

pull my finger (farts)

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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