Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...