Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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