what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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