- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

a man makes a bad joke

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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