- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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