- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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