- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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