Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Dwight Howard

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A miserable man committed suicide.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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