where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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