- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A lot eh?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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