- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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