A pope meets another one

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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