What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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