- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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