- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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