Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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