Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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