- Anti Joke

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola