- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

H o m o comes out as homo

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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