- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

The holocaust

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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