What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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