- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

My jeans

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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