Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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anti jokes are really funny

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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