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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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