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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

One, two, three, four and five

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

13 =B you just learned something

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

race-car = rac-ecar

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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