- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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