What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Black people stink of shite!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Women's Rights

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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