roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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