- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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