- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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