Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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