- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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