What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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XD Jackass.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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