What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

This is a joke.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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