knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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