- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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