- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's stupid a light bulb.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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