- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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