- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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