WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

your mom was so fat that she died.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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