- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Andoni was here

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Robert Mugabe.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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