What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Cripples are lame.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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