- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

A penis walks into a bar..

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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