Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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