- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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