whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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