- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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