Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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