- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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