What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A Mormon walks into a bar

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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