Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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