Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...