- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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