- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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