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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

This is a joke.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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