- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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