what looks like a banana? a penis

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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