- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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