- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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