Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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