- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

So a bar walks into a man...

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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