- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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