Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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