Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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