-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Anti Joke

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