- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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