- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A fat guy!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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