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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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