Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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