- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Gay rights.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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