What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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