What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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