- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Take part of what?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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