- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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