Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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