Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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