One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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