What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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