- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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