why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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#Getweird

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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