- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do I hate? people

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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