- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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