Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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