What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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