- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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