The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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