We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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