To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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