- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

knock knock come in !

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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