- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A guy walks into a bar

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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