- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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