a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Sarah Palin.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Anti Joke

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