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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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