- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What long black and tasty? Licorice

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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