David Cameron

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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