Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Turkey Balls

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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