Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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WNBA

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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why dont they make black forks

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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