- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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