Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Ol-ive

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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