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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what do you call a black chef glendon

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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