- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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