How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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a black man pays his child support

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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