A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

who is really lanky? james cornish

Golf.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Small Penis.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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