cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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