- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A guy walks into a bar

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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