- Anti Joke

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.