What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Communism hehe xd

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

An Asian with a big dick.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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