A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A dog is always in the pushup position.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

I asked her where you were.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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