- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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