old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

So these two girls have a cup .

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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