Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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