youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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