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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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