- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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