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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Cripples are lame.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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