Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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