What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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