Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Yellow People !!

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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