- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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