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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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