- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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