- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

rent a cops

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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