- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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