- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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