why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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