- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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