Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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