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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What page are you on The gay page.

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