Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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