Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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your mum

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Who is it?

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Golf.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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