- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

I like school Said no one ever.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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