- Anti Joke

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.