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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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