what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's just not right? Left

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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