- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Sam Hengal.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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