What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Trump will make America great again.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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