Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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