- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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