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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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