Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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