Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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SHUT UP JP

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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