whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

rent a cops

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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