What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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