- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

^ That's not even funny ^

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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