whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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