- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Pain Olympics.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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