Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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