1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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SHUT UP JP

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Tony Romo

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