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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

race-car = rac-ecar