What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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