- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What do you do at a club? You club.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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