- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Massie is a fatass

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Men's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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