You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

you see theres this guy.

Your're racist.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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