A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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