yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Democracy.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Anti Joke

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