What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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like if your cool

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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