- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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