- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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