Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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eoin burgin is fat

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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