- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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