What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Wanna hear a joke? no

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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