1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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