Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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God is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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