- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

j.p. is dumb

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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