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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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