- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What's the difference between a lamp?

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Knock Knock. Doors open

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Hey Shea

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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