- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.