- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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