- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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