roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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