Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

a person who will soon die of beeties

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Anti Joke

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