- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Anyone can post anything.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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