What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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