A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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