- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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