why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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