- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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