What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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