- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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