- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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