A dyslexic blind man

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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