- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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