Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

FUCK YOU

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Black people stink of shite!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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