- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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