Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Yes

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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