- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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