What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A shark ate your mom

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

well use a tissue!

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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