P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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