What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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