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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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