Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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