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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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