class is canceled. My professor died.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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I love alchohol!

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kieran is a homosexual

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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