What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Communism hehe xd

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Eric is gay Ha

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