- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

one stop shop

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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