- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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