- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Your Mom The End.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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