How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Denard Robinson

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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