- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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