- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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