Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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