Eric is gay Ha

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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