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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Sir, your wife is dead

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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