A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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