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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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