Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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