A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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RUN

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Sarah Palin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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