- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

it was all Tagart

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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