- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Obama lin Baden.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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