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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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