Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Yellow People !!

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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