knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What's just not right? Left

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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