Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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