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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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