- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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