Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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