Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Male leadership.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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