- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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