Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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