What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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quantum physics?

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Anti Joke

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