Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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black people swimming

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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