The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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WNBA

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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civil rights

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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