- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

why did you poop because you are a poop

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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