- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

An Asian with a big dick.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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