A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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