THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Poop

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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