- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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