why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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