- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

what came first the chicken or the chips

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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