- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

say it ten times fast: oh

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