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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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