- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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