- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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