- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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