- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

My cat just died.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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