- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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