Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Phew... it's gone.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Go away still nothing to see

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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