- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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