Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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