Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Indians

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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