- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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