wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Feminism.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

All of these jokes are about white people

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Tall asians

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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