- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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