why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Tony Romo

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

woman's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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