- Anti Joke

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.