What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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