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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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