how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Anti Joke

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