- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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