- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

AIDS

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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