- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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