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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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lets bomb africa

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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