What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why? Why not?

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

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