Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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knock knock Goodbye

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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