- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Albino African Americans

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Racial equality.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??