- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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