- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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