What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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