Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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drugs.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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