Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Chick Norris... Enough said

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Granny porn!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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