- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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