A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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