What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Weaner

rent a cops

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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