Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Ol-ive

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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