- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

I'm rick james bitch

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's big and purple? Barney

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