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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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