Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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a black man pays his child support

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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