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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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