- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

G:nock nock B:come in!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

So these two girls have a cup .

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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