A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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