- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she died

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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