Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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