A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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