- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do I hate? people

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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