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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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