- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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