- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

kennah campion when she talks

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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