- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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