Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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