- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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