- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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