- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

I <3 Hitler

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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