- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

that wall over there ->

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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