Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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