What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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