- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Good job, son.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Is maynaise an instrument?

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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