- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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