Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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