An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Drew Knowles is gay

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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