- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your're racist.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's 9+10? 19

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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