why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Your're racist.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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