- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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