- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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