- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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