What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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PENIS lol

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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i committed murder

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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black people swimming

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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