- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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