Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How did the black person die? Of old age

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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