How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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