what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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