knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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