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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

eoin burgin is fat

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

white or wheat? wheat please.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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