Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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