- Anti Joke

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.