- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was all Tagart

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are red.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Once, I went to Peru.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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