What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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