How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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