- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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