- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

batman farted so hes retarded

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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