- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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