- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Happy Monday!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

read this sentence again.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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