Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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deez nuts

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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