What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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