- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

SHUT UP JP

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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