- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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