- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Cancer

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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