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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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