What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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