What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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