Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Shltskc gw? G

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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No soup for you!

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Anti Joke

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