OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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A lot eh?

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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You are joking right?

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Immigration Laws

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Anti Joke

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