Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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A lot eh?

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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