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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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