What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Then none of us want to be right.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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