- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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