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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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