- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

i like turtles

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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