- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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