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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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