what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

The jets are a good team..

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

i have aids and a chode

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

penis

i like potatoes

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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