- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Well, this is fun.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

American healthcare.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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