Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

did you ever see a butter fly?

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

does this look unsure to you?

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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