- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Freedom of Speech

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Rick Perry.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Turtles

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

did you ever see a butter fly?

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Women's rights.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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