- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Child Prostitution.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Jess Burns

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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