What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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American healthcare.

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your all shit at jokes

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A black succeeds

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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potato

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dildo

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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