What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Military intelligence.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

I like to eat.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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