whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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ekoj

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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gays

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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james schmitt whats your last name

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