Oh...okay, good.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Obama

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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