What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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This is not a joke.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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I hate you.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Oh...okay, good.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Anti Joke

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