yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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kennah campion... being nice

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Women's rights.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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No joke.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A black succeeds

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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