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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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gays

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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The Aristocrats

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Religion

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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