Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Freedom of Speech

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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i have aids and a chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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