- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

William Raines.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Womens rights.

What is a dog? Bark

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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