- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

I got shot, you laughed

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

kennah campion... being nice

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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