- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

A black succeeds

What is Jason? Black.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Womens rights.

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