You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Jess Burns

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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