A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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the cow goes moo

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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