Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Well, this is fun.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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arse

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What is a dog? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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