- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Oh...okay, good.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Potato salad

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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