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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

So one time this woman was learning...

Is Carly smart? No.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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