Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I hate you.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Kate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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