Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

did you ever see a butter fly?

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

live babies

your all shit at jokes

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Jasper sucks.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

William Raines.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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