Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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CHEEZECAKE

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Carlton

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Black people are innocent.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Jess Burns

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