Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why Because

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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