A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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