What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

i like potatoes

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Womens rights.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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