- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Turtles

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

did you ever see a butter fly?

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

No joke.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

penis

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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