- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

I got shot, you laughed

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

did you ever see a butter fly?

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Dani Barton = Stupid

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

i have aids and a chode

American healthcare.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

penis

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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