There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's 9 +10 19

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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