This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Womens rights.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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