A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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