Well, this is fun.

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does this look unsure to you?

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your all shit at jokes

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A black person in the NHL

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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William Raines.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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