What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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