- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Global Warming.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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