- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

knock knock go away

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Punchline.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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