whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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...Jack Vale

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A black man killed someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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