some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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That's what he said.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Diana and victoria

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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