-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Anti Joke

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