My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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