What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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...Jack Vale

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A black man killed someone

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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the cow goes moo

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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