ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Women rights..

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What's 9 +10 19

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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