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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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This is not a joke.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

arse

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

i like potatoes

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

This is not a joke.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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