Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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I got shot, you laughed

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Women's rights

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A scottish man having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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