Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Child Prostitution.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why Because

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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