Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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ekoj

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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William Raines.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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