- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Women rights..

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Aodhan Hearty

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

I got shot, you laughed

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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