- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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