Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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