what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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George W. Bush

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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