What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Women's rights

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jokes r dumb

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Turtles

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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William Raines.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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