Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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son, you're adopted.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Jess Burns

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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