- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's big? Jupiter.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

knock knock whos there .. derp

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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