what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

i have aids and a chode

penis

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

William Raines.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

gays

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

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