What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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