Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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penis

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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your all shit at jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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