Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road

Obama

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why Because

Brett Farve

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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