Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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No.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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