What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Military intelligence.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Women's rights

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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