live babies

did you ever see a butter fly?

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

The jets are a good team..

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

American healthcare.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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