Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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The jets are a good team..

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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i have aids and a chode

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American healthcare.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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penis

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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ekoj

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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