what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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I hate you.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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