How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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I like to eat.

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's 9 +10 19

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Brett Farve

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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