- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's 9 +10 19

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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