Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did you ever see a butter fly?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

No joke.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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