Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Potato salad

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Kenny G

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What's 9 +10 19

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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jokes r dumb

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