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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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poop.........

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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