In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

American healthcare.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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