What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

A black man killed someone

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

what is patrick wilson? smart

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's big? Jupiter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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