- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

penis

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

your all shit at jokes

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

arse

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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