What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Is Carly smart? No.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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