You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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...Jack Vale

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A black man killed someone

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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