What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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james schmitt whats your last name

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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