Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why Because

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Brett Farve

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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live babies

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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