- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

did you ever see a butter fly?

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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