What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Nickelback

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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penis

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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