- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Well, this is fun.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

No joke.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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