What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Aodhan Hearty

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Anti Joke

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