All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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