What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A scottish man having fun

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A joke

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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