GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Potato salad

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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The WNBA.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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