Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Child Prostitution.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A black man killed someone

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why....... Because.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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