What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Women's rights.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a group of asians? China.

No joke.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

A black succeeds

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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