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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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