You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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