What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Child Prostitution.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A baby seal walks into a club

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knock knock you may come in

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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