A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Kate

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Ruller

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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