What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Kate

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Military intelligence.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Jess Burns

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Kenny G

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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