- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Well, this is fun.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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