did you ever see a butter fly?

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A black succeeds

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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your all shit at jokes

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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William Raines.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What is a dog? Bark

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Womens rights.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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