So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Oh...okay, good.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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I like to eat.

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