What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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The jets are a good team..

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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The Aristocrats

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