What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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jokes r dumb

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Turtles

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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William Raines.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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