Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What is Jason? Black.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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The Aristocrats

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Womens rights.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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