Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Aodhan Hearty

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Women's rights

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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