When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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