- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Child Prostitution.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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