What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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poop.........

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That's unfortunate.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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