Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Well, this is fun.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A black person in the NHL

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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arse

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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William Raines.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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