Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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i like potatoes

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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This is not a joke.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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