milly, milly, milly, cat

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Ruller

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Women's rights

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Well, this is fun.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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