What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Women's rights

Nickelback

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

George W. Bush

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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