This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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potato

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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This is not a joke.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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