- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

An iguana walks out of a bar

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

I got shot, you laughed

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Knock knock Nobody's home.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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