What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

potato

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

son, you're adopted.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Anti Joke

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