why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What's big? Jupiter.

What's 9 +10 19

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Kenny G

A fish walks into a bar

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

jokes r dumb

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

Turtles

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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