no

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Ben is gay

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Women's rights

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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