All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Knock knock, come in.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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