- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like to eat.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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