- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What is a dog? Bark

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