A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Brett Farve

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Well, this is fun.

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your all shit at jokes

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A black person in the NHL

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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arse

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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