Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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