whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

I got shot, you laughed

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Women's Rights...

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Men's rights

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

45.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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