- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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