I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

The jets are a good team..

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

blubber vaginass CC

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

i like potatoes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

The Aristocrats

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Womens rights.

What is a dog? Bark

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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