Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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That's what he said.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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BIG PENIS

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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