james schmitt whats your last name

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Black people are innocent.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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