- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

William Raines.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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