- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

I got shot, you laughed

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

live babies

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Women's rights

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

William Raines.

I met a man today. His name was John.

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