How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Kate

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Jess Burns

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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