What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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women's rights

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American healthcare.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What is a dog? Bark

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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