When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What what In the butt

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Lockerbie bombing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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