- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock knock Nobody's home.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

i like potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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