- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

William Raines.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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