What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Religion

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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