- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Oh...okay, good.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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