- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I got shot, you laughed

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

your all shit at jokes

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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