what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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I like to eat.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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live babies

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Rick Perry.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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