- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turtles

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Women's rights.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

The Aristocrats

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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