- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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