What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

American healthcare.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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