What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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I like to eat.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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