Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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American healthcare.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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William Raines.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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