This is not a joke.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I hate you.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Oh...okay, good.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Obama

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Brett Farve

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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