Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Child Prostitution.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

knock knock you may come in

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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