- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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