How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Oh...okay, good.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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knock knock you may come in

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Women's rights

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Anti Joke

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