- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

American healthcare.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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