What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Women's rights

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

I got shot, you laughed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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