A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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No joke.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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arse

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Anti Joke

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