- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Women's rights.

The jets are a good team..

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

No joke.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

The mets are 3-0 this season

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