" I can't here you it's too dark!"

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

William Raines.

Dallas Cowboys

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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