Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Freedom of Speech

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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I got shot, you laughed

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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kennah campion... being nice

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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