- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Obama

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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