How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Carlton

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Black people are innocent.

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