- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A black succeeds

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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