- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Womens rights.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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