Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Military intelligence.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Women rights..

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Women's rights

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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