What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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I like to eat.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Brett Farve

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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