Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Wumbo

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

make me a sandwich!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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