A black man killed someone

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Shit.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Knock Knock Come in!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Ruller

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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