A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Brett Farve

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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