A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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