A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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...Jack Vale

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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GooglePlus.

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Myspace

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Black people are innocent.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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