I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Jess Burns

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Knock Knock Come in!

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

A baby seal walks into a club

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Ruller

Aodhan Hearty

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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