How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Oh...okay, good.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Military intelligence.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

the cow goes moo

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Brett Farve

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Kenny G

Obama

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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