if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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