Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Santa Clogged my toliet

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

thumb_up thumb_down -41

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -105

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

A baby seal walks in to a club

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops