how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I love you very much.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Hey, come here often? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

thumb_up thumb_down -87

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

thumb_up thumb_down +112

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Myspace

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops