- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

William Raines.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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