Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Women rights..

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Freedom of Speech

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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