- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

penis

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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