what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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A scottish man having fun

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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George W. Bush

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Womens Sports

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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