- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Nickelback

knock knock whos there .. derp

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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