Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Robin, get in the car.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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jokes r dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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