Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Kenny G

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Brett Farve

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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knock knock you may come in

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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