Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Potato salad

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Ruller

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Kenny G

What's big? Jupiter.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A fish walks into a bar

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

jokes r dumb

Turtles

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

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