What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

You.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

The

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

I'm Spartacus

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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