how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Women's rights

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A scottish man having fun

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George W. Bush

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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