Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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I have no joke. u mad?

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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