Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Nickelback

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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arse

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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your all shit at jokes

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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A black succeeds

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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