your all shit at jokes

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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William Raines.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Religion

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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