Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Potato salad

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Ruller

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What's big? Jupiter.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Kenny G

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A fish walks into a bar

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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