A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Dani Barton = Stupid

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

George W. Bush

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

arse

A black succeeds

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

The Aristocrats

Knock Knock Come in.

i like potatoes

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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