Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

I got shot, you laughed

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Rick Perry.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

The jets are a good team..

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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