- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

This is not a joke.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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