A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Obama

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Women's rights

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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