What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A fish walks into a bar

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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