Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What is Jason? Black.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

The Aristocrats

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Womens rights.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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