Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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I got shot, you laughed

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Women's rights

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

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