What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Well, this is fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

The jets are a good team..

i have aids and a chode

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

William Raines.

Dallas Cowboys

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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