- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

son, you're adopted.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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