yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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That's unfortunate.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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