Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

A baby seal walks in to a club

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

I like to eat.

knock knock you may come in

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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