What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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