knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A joke

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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George W. Bush

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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your all shit at jokes

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Womens Sports

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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