Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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I got shot, you laughed

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Well, this is fun.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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