What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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i like potatoes

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What is a dog? Bark

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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The Aristocrats

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Knock knock, come in.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Anti Joke

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