A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Knock knock Nobody's home.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...