What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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I love you very much.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Five guys one rape.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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The government makes a good decision

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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