- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

The government makes a good decision

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

the cow goes moo

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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