am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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poop.........

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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