Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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The jets are a good team..

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Anti Joke

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