GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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The jets are a good team..

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penis

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A scottish man having fun

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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No joke.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Global Warming.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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i like potatoes

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potato

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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