What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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the cow goes moo

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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