Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

A black succeeds

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

The Aristocrats

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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