I love you very much.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Myspace

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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