Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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You're on fire.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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