There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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American healthcare.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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potato

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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