- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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