- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Women's rights

did you ever see a butter fly?

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

American healthcare.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What is a dog? Bark

Womens rights.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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