- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

William Raines.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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