Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why Because

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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