- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to eat.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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