- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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