What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

live babies

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

does this look unsure to you?

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

American healthcare.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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