- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

GRAAAAAAAR.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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