- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Women's rights.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

The jets are a good team..

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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