what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Hello

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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No joke.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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William Raines.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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i like potatoes

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