your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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I Love Hitler.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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The Aristocrats

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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I have no joke. u mad?

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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