What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Obama

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Brett Farve

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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American healthcare.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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