I like to eat.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Obama

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why Because

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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live babies

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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