Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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