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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Well, this is fun.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

American healthcare.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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