- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

knock knock you may come in

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

If life hands you lemons Take them

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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