A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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I like to eat.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Obama

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Why Because

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

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