Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Child Prostitution.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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I like to eat.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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