- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

William Raines.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

black people. that is all...

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Religion

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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