What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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jgkbk,mn

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live babies

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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